I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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