This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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