Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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