but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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