I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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