so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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