Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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