i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
