That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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