Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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