Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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