the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i drank out of a bidet.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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