Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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