absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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