Heybabeimwearingurpanties
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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