Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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