From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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