I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just want to make out with him forever
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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