508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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