FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize