What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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