I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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