Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
it glows. i had to have it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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