What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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