that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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