Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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