No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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