I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
we should paint friendship bongs
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