OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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