I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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