I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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