Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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