i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
