Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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