Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I deserve this hangover.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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