He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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