i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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