Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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