bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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