We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I will be naked everywhere
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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