Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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