Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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