have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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