why didn't you poke me back
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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