Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
