The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Farmville is her only friend.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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