I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
