its not stalking. its research.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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