U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize
