Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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