I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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