In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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