did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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