So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Even my vagina gasped.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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