remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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