ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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