My nipple is on Facebook.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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