I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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